Joke: You’re just like Frank! –

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing.

You’re just like Frank.”

Passenger:

“Who?”

Cabbie:

“Frank Feldman.

He’s a guy who did everything right all the time.

Passenger:

“There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

Cabbie:

“Not Frank Feldman.

He was a terrific athlete.

He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.

He could golf with the pros.

He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.

He was an amazing guy.”

Passenger:

“Sounds like he was really something special.”

Cabbie:

“There’s more.

He had a memory like a computer.

He remembered everybody’s birthday.

He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.

He could fix anything.

Not like me.

I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.

But Frank Feldman could do everything right every single time.”

Passenger:

“Wow, what a guy!

”

Cabbie:

“He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.

Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.

But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.

He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.

He was the perfect man!

He never made a mistake.

No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”

Passenger:

“How did you meet him?”

Cabbie:

“I never actually met Frank.

He died and I married his wife.”