I went to a mixed religion convention.
The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!
”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!
” I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!
”
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the sermons, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
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