YOU MIGHT BE A PREACHER IF…
– You’ve dreamed you were preaching, only to awaken and discover you were.
– A church picnic is no picnic.
– You wish people would die at more appropriate times.
– Instead of getting “ticked off,” you get “grieved in your spirit.”
– You’re tempted to take an offering at a family reunion.
– You’ve ever wanted to “lay hands” on a deacon’s neck.
– Everybody stops talking when you enter the room.
– You sometimes stretch the truth at a funeral.
– You’ve suffered an anxiety attack while playing Bible Trivia Pursuit.
– The ideas you bounce off board members really do.
– You get your second wind when you say “And in conclusion…”
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