Joke: You Know You've Still Had Too Much Coffee When…

Lisa Adams

Jan 24, 2025

Joke: You Know You've Still Had Too Much Coffee When…

*You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug

*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

*You’ve worn the finish off you coffee table

*Instant coffee takes too long

*You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar”

*The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you

*Starbuck’s owns the mortgage on your house

*You’re so wired you pick up FM radio

*Your life’s goal is to “amount to a hill of beans”

*Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position

*Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V.

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*You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can

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