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Joke: You Know

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

The parrot said to her, โ€œHey lady, you are really ugly.โ€

Well, the lady is furious!

She stormed past the store to her work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, โ€œHey lady, you are really ugly.โ€

She was incredibly ticked now.

The next day the same parrot again said to her, โ€œHey lady, you are really ugly.โ€

The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.

The store manager replied, โ€œThatโ€™s not good,โ€ and promised he wouldnโ€™t say it again.

When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, โ€œHey lady.โ€

She paused and said, โ€œYes?โ€

The bird said, โ€œYou know.โ€

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