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Joke: wo enthusiastic fishermen set off on a long-awaited fishing trip… -…

Two enthusiastic fishermen set off on a long-awaited fishing trip.

They go all out, renting everything they could possibly need:

reels, rods, wading suits, a rowboat, a car, and even a cozy cabin in the woods.

The whole venture costs them a small fortune.

On the first day, they hit the water full of hopeโ€ฆ and catch nothing.

The second day is no better.

Same story on the third day.

Every day, they try their luck, but every day they come up empty-handed.

Finally, on the very last day of the trip, one of them manages to catch a single fish.

As theyโ€™re driving home, feeling disappointed and counting up the cost, one fisherman sighs and says, โ€œYou know, that one measly fish cost us fifteen hundred dollars!

โ€

The other one looks over and replies, โ€œGood thing we didnโ€™t catch any more!

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