Wife:
Doing her makeup early morning straight out from Bed
Husband:
Are you crazy???
Wife:
Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone.
Its on face recognition feature and it is not recognizing me.
Husband:
Laughing Loudly
One day at the garage, the new hire heard that the old master mechanic knew every acronym for every make and model so he decided to put him to the test.
โDo you really know what every car brand name stands for?โ
โYup.โ
โFord?โ
โThatโs easy.
Itโs โFix Or Repair Daily.โโ
โKia?โ
โK!
lls In Acc!
dents.โ
โFiat?โ
โFix it Again, Tony.โ
โOkay, smart guy, Iโve heard all those before.
How about Ferrari?โ
The old man paused and said with a grin,
โSugar, Honey, Iced Tea.โ
โHow do you know it means that?โ the youngster asked.
โItโs what every Ferrari owner says when handed the repair bill.โ the old man answered.