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Joke: Where were you the night of August 24th? –

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.

The prosecutor opened his questioning with,

“Where were you the night of August 24th?”

“Objection!

” said the defense attorney.

“Irrelevant!

“Oh, that’s okay,” said the blonde from the witness stand.

“I don’t mind answering the question.”

“I object!

” the defense said again.

“No, really,” said the blonde.

“I’ll answer.”

The judge ruled:

“If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object.”

So the prosecutor repeated the question:

“Where were you the night of August 24th?”

The blonde replied brightly,

“I don’t know!

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