When she gets home, the woman says to her husband:
“I’m just coming from the beauty salon.”
“Was it closed?”
Joke: At the end of the day, the young couple says goodbye
The boy politely leans over to the girl to kiss her goodnight, before she exclaims indignantly:
“Excuse me, but I don’t do that on a first date!”
When the boy has a slight edge in his voice:
“No?”
And the last one?
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