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When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom

When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him.

โ€œIโ€™ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you are, tell him you are 5, then I wonโ€™t have to pay.โ€ The bus pulls up, they get on and Mum pays for an adult return to the town centre.

The driver then asks the boy.

โ€œAnd what is your name, young man?โ€

He proudly replies.

โ€œIโ€™m J0hnny.โ€ The driver enquires.

โ€œAnd how old are you, Johnny?โ€

โ€œIโ€™m only 5 years old.โ€ โ€œAnd when will you be 6?โ€ โ€œAs soon as I get off the bus!

โ€

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