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When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom
When 6-year-old Johnny and his mom are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him.
โIโll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you are, tell him you are 5, then I wonโt have to pay.โ The bus pulls up, they get on and Mum pays for an adult return to the town centre.
The driver then asks the boy.
โAnd what is your name, young man?โ
He proudly replies.
โIโm J0hnny.โ The driver enquires.
โAnd how old are you, Johnny?โ
โIโm only 5 years old.โ โAnd when will you be 6?โ โAs soon as I get off the bus!
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