- What was at school today, my little boy?
“Mom, today I was the only one who came forward when the teacher asked a question!”
“You are very clever Pistike!”
And what was the question?
“Who broke the window?”
Joke: A pushy street flower seller lures the customer:
“Sir, buy a nice bouquet of roses and surprise your wife with it!”
“Thanks, but I don’t have a wife.”
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