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Joke: What this nun confesses blows the priests mind –

… Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a room and some new clothes. 

While he was changing, I peaked through the keyhole and I stared longingly at his penis.”

The priest says:

“Do not be ashamed, my child.  Say a Hail Mary, wash your eyes in the holy water, and all will forgiven.”

The second nun says:

“Forgive me father, for I have sinned. 

I snuck into the room and I took his penis in my hand.”

The priest says:

“Do not be ashamed, child. 

Say a Hail Mary, was your hands in the holy water, and all will be forgiven.”

The fourth nun cuts infront of the third nun. 

The third nun cuts back infront of the fourth nun.

The fourth nun tries to cut infront of the third nun again and they get into a hair pulling fight.

The priest sees the commotion and yells:

“Sisters, stop this at once!

  What has come over you?!

The fourth nun points to the third nun and says:

“I want to gargle the holy water before she washes her ass in it!

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