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Joke: What Size?

Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking.

Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts it over the cigarette.

Her friend asks her:

“What are you doing?!

?” So she replies:

“I don’t want my cigarette to get wet so I covered it with a condom”

So her friend asks:

“What’s a condom?

Where did you get it?” So she says:

“At the pharmacy” So the next day her friend goes to the pharmacy and asks the clerk if she can get a condom.

The clerk asks:

“What size?”

So she replies:

“I dunno, one that will fit a camel”

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