“What does the deaf hear between the tracks?”
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“A monster.”
Joke: The drunk gets home later than usual
His wife also tells him:
“So what, did they move the pub further away?”
“No, they just widened the road a little.”
Joke: He goes into the store in one fashion
He looks at the shopkeeper and suddenly his mouth reaches his ears:
“You don’t know me do you?”
Tell me!
Shopkeeper:
“No!”
The…
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