A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her melons in the mirror.
He asks, โWhat are you doing?โ
She replies, โI went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the melons of a 25 year old.โ
The husband retorts, โWell, what did he say about your 50 year old bum?โ
She replies, โFrankly dear, your name never came up.โ