Joke: Upon Arrival At the Pearly Gates

Lisa Adams

Sep 12, 2024

Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth.

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Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be.

“Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy.”

“Look lady, it’s just one wish; make up your mind!

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