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Joke: Unused Man

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.

Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:

โ€œBefore you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.

Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride.

She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.โ€

Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didnโ€™t wear because they were out of style.

She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didnโ€™t suit you.

Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you donโ€™t fit into anymore.

Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, โ€œIs there anything else that your wife doesnโ€™t use anymore?โ€ โ€œAnd so, here we are!

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