Two policemen stop a woman for speeding.
The woman smiles at them:
“Couldn’t this be handled differently?”
– he takes a whiskey out of the car and starts to pull down his panties.
The police quickly take the bottle and drive away.
“We made a good choice, didn’t we!”
The panties would have been too small for both of us
Joke: Kovács complains to the headmistress:
“Szabó always…”
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