Two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.
They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a traderโs store and told him, โGive us enough supplies to last two men for one year.โ
The trader got the gear together and on top of each oneโs supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guys said โWhatโs that board for?โ The trader said, โWell, where youโre going there are no women and you might need this.โThey said
โNo way!
Weโve sworn off women for life!
โ The trader said, โWell.
take the boards with you, and if you donโt use them.
Iโll refund your money next year.โ โOkay,โ they said and left.
Next year this guy came into the traderโs store and said โGive me enough supplies to last one man for one year.โ The trader said, โWerenโt you in here last year with a partner?โ
โYeahโ said the guy.
โWhere is he?โ asked the trader.
โI shot himโ said the guy.
โWhy?โ โI caught him in bed with my board.โ
