Two girlfriends are talking.
“Imagine!”
– says the first boredly – I received a bouquet of beautiful roses from my husband.
Now I can spread my legs for him again.
What the second surprised:
“Why?”
Don’t you have a vase?
Joke: A woman and a man are traveling on a train and they sit opposite each other in silence in a compartment
Once the woman glances at the man’s penis, which…
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