Two drunks are talking in the pub:
“You!”
What will your wife say if you go home drunk like that?
“I don’t even have a wife!”
“Then why are you going home so late?”
Joke:
“Mommy!”
What is an orgasm?
“I don’t know my son, ask your father.”
Joke:
Knock on the town’s most successful lawyer for the town pastor’s donation:
“Sir, you are very successful…”
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