Two brain surgeons talk:
“Imagine last time I operated on a blonde woman.”
“And?”
“I opened his head and found a string.”
“And?”
“I cut it.”
“What happened?”
“His ears fell off…”
+1 joke
A nun gets into a taxi and announces the address.
They start off, but the taxi driver often looks at him flirtatiously.
Finally, the nun can’t take it anymore and says:
“My child!”
Why are you staring…
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