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Joke: Think Again

Officer:

You were speeding.

Man:

No, I wasn’t.

Officer:

Yes, you were.

I’m giving you a ticket.

Man:

But I wasn’t speeding.

Officer:

Tell that to the judge!

(The officer gives man the ticket.)

Man:

Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?

Officer:

Yes, you would.

Man:

What if I just thought that you were?

Officer:

I can’t give you a ticket for what you think.

Man:

Fine, I think you’re a jerk.

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