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Joke: There was an old woman who heard a song –

There was this old woman who heard a song called โ€œTwo Lips and Seven Kisses.โ€ She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company.

In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks,โ€œ Do you have โ€œTwo Lips and Seven Kisses?โ€ The gas station attendant who answered the phone said,

โ€œNo, but I have two nuts and seven inches!

โ€

So the woman asked, โ€œIs this a record?โ€

To which the man replied, โ€œNo, its average!

โ€

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