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There was a married couple sleeping
There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house.
The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, โI like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?โ โMy name is Elizabeth,โ the woman replied.
The intruder said, โYou remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I canโt kill you.โ The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, โWhat is your name?โ โMy nameโs Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth.โ
