The village priest goes to the district commissioner.
“Sweet son, help me because my bike has been stolen.”
What should I do?
“What, father?”
On Sunday, list the ten commandments in your sermon, and when you get to “don’t steal”, look around carefully, because whoever hides is a thief.
After mass, the parish priest goes to the police.
“God bless you…”
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