Thereโs a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog.
A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her.
As they are waiting they strike up a conversation:
The young girl says.
โWhatโs he in for?โ pointing to the dog.
The older women looks around and makes sure no one else can hear.
She says.
โWell actually, itโs a bit embarrassing.
You see every time I bend down, he tries to mount me.
So weโre here to have him neutered.
She then turns to the young girl and said.
โSo whatโs he in for?โ Pointing to her dog.
The young girl says.
โActually heโs got the same problem as yours.โ
The older women says.
โSo have you brought him in to be neutered too?โ
โGood God no.โ Says the young girl.
โI just want his toenails clipped.โ
