The Ukrainian mobster with a mobile phone and a knife goes to the greengrocer:
“So what is this?”
he asks the greengrocer, pointing to a pile of apples.
“Apple.”
– answers the greengrocer.
“Okay, then give me ten kilos of it, but wrap them individually in tissue paper.”
The Ukrainian is moving on.
“And what is that?”
he asks.
“Orange.”
“Give me ten kilos of that too, but these too…”
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