A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself.
A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.
โWhat are you doing?โ they ask her.
So she replies, โHanging myself.โ
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The men are confused and asked, โIf you are hanging yourself, you put the rope around your neck.โ
The blond says, โDuhโฆI tried that, I couldnโt breath.โ