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Joke: The Tired Blonde

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself.

A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists.

โ€œWhat are you doing?โ€ they ask her.

So she replies, โ€œHanging myself.โ€

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The men are confused and asked, โ€œIf you are hanging yourself, you put the rope around your neck.โ€

The blond says, โ€œDuhโ€ฆI tried that, I couldnโ€™t breath.โ€

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