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Joke: The teacher noticed that Johnny

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been day dreaming for a long time.

She decided to get his attention.

โ€œJohnny,โ€ she said, โ€œIf the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I?โ€

โ€œThirty-four,โ€ Johnny answered unhesitatingly.

The teacher replied โ€œWell, thatโ€™s not far from my actual age.

Tell meโ€ฆhow did you guess?โ€

โ€œOh, thereโ€™s nothing to it,โ€ Johnny said.

โ€œMy big sister is seventeen and sheโ€™s only half-crazy.โ€

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