Joke: The teacher gives a lecture about the origin of man: – Children,…

A little boy runs to the policeman to come quickly because his father is being beaten in the pub. The policeman rushes into the pub, where he sees two people punching each other…

The sergeant stands up to the recruits: "Look here!" Do you have a high school diploma among you? "Here, Comrade Sergeant!" someone says. "Well, if…

Children's books that were never published: 1. You're just an accident. 2. Strangers have the best candies. 3. When mom and dad don't know the answer, they say: God…

The grandfather tells his grandchildren: "My grandchildren, music once saved my life!" "How, grandpa?" – It happened even during the great flood of 1960. The…

During the mass, the priest warms up to the speech and asks the faithful a question: "Is there anyone among you, my brothers, who has never fallen into sin?" Silence, no…

On the tram, a girl met a guy, who at first was very nice, and cute, and they quickly exchanged phone numbers. Well, after a week, the guy called her to make out, ok, they did, she…