Joke: The Running Florist

Lisa Adams

May 13, 2024

I was working in my downtown flower shop, when I noticed a man grab a bouquet and head for the door without paying.

By the time I got to the door, he was halfway down the block.

As I ran after him, I heard a woman across the street yell, “Run, Florist, Run!

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