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Joke: The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown,…

The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor.

โ€œIn front of youโ€?โ€, he asks, shyly.

The nurse says, โ€œWell no, but Iโ€™ve seen the naked human body before.โ€The patient said, โ€œNot one like mine.

You would die laughing at my naked body.โ€โ€œOf course, I wonโ€™t laugh.โ€, said the nurse to the patient.

I am a professional.

In over twenty years, I have never laughed at a patient.โ€โ€œOkay thenโ€, said the patient and he proceeded to drop his trousers,revealing a huge male body with a the smallest adult male organ ,the nurse had ever seen in her life.

In length and width, it was almost identical to a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.

Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the patientโ€™s private part,she composed herself, as well as she could.

โ€œI am so sorryโ€, the nurse said.

โ€œI do not know what came over to me.

On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it wonโ€™t happen again.Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?โ€โ€œItโ€™s swollenโ€, the patient replied.

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