Joke: – The nose of the airplane should always point forward! “The…”

The grandfather tells his grandchildren: "My grandchildren, music once saved my life!" "How, grandpa?" – It happened even during the great flood of 1960. The…

During the mass, the priest warms up to the speech and asks the faithful a question: "Is there anyone among you, my brothers, who has never fallen into sin?" Silence, no…

On the tram, a girl met a guy, who at first was very nice, and cute, and they quickly exchanged phone numbers. Well, after a week, the guy called her to make out, ok, they did, she…

A man prepares to bathe in the sea at the mouth of the Nile. He undresses, but to be on the safe side, he asks a local onlooker: "Tell me, aren't there sharks here?"…

A blonde woman sees a driverless car rolling out of a parking lot. He rips open the door, jumps in and applies the handbrake. He gets out and sees a guy standing next to the car. -…

There is a ban on driving in the forest. However, the bunny really needs it. There is nothing to do, he grabs himself and packs a regular pile under a bush. The bear is coming. The…