The mother educates her daughter:
“I don’t mind, you can go to your room with the boy, we’ll watch TV here until then.”
But if he starts being rude to you, let him know somehow!
“Okay, mommy, but how?”
“Listen carefully… If he wants to kiss me, shout ‘currant!’
If he wants to grab your breast, shout apple.
If your hand goes astray, call it peach!
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