At the end of the village, the local policeman approaches a gypsy woman who is currently kneading horse excrement to make it a suitable binding material for taping.
The policeman looks, looks, then speaks:
“What will become of this?”
“That’s it,” the gypsy woman says mischievously.
“It’s a postman.”
“Nana,” the policeman also tries to argue
“This is very suspicious!”
Aren’t you a police officer?
“From that much?”
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