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Joke: The Jar

An old man was given a jar and asked to provide a sperm sample for his doctor.

The next day he returned with the empty jar and explained, โ€œWell, doc, itโ€™s like this:

First I tried with my right hand, then I tried with my left.

I asked my wife to help.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door.

Nothing.โ€

The doctor was shocked.

He said, โ€œYou asked your neighbor?โ€

โ€œYep,โ€ the old man replied.

โ€œNone of us could get the jar open.โ€

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