The husband calls his wife home jubilantly:
“Imagine, I won the lottery!”
I hit all five numbers and even the jackpot, so start packing now!
“Is this really awesome and warm or should I pack more looser things?”
“It doesn’t matter to me, the point is that by the time I get home, you won’t be home anymore!”
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