Joke: The husband asked his wife

Lisa Adams

Nov 16, 2024

A married couple was having a conversation.

The husband asked his wife:

“If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?”

The wife’s respond was:

“I would take half and leave you!

”

The husband said:

“Well, you in luck I won the lottery!

So, here’s $6 and get outta here!

”

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