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Joke: The Hungry Tenant –

A man rents a room, and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day.

So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal sandwich bread, using the last nightโ€™s leftovers of meatloaf, adding in some fruit and a bottle of soda.

When he comes home, he politely tells her that it wasnโ€™t quite enough food for him.

The next day, she makes two sandwiches (turkey this time), and adds a container of salad, some crackers and peanut butter, and a slice of cake.

That night, he told her most apologetically that while the food was delicious, he found himself still hungry, and could she possibly put in a little more tomorrow?

The next day, she uses long slices of sourdough bread to construct a pair of huge sandwiches, and includes crackers and peanut butter, chips and dip, and veggies and ranch dressing, and a whole 2-liter of soda.

That night, he smiles very kindly, and tells her it was almost enough food.

The next day โ€“ throwing caution to the wind, and idly wondering if sheโ€™s feeding his entire workplace โ€“ she cuts a loaf of bread in half and stuffs it with pounds of meat and cheese, an entire head of lettuce, tomatoes, onions, other vegetables, sauces:

everything!

That night, he fixes her with a dry look and says, โ€œSo, I see weโ€™re back down to one sandwich?โ€

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