The gypsy goes to the doctor:
“Doctor, it’s a big problem, my left leg is turning blue!”
“Well, this must be amputated!”
In two days, the gypsy will return:
“Doctor, there’s a big problem!”
My right leg is blue!
“Well, gypsy, this must be amputated too!”
Two days later, the gypsy is taken to the doctor:
“Doctor,…”
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