The gypsy goes to confession when he notices that the priest has put his watch on the confessional.
He kneels and places his left hand on the watch.
“What is your fault?”
“I steal, father.”
“Say it like this:
I stole it!
The gypsy pockets the watch.
“I stole it,” he replies.
“What, my child?”
“An hour.”
“Did you return it to its owner?”
“I’ll give it to you, father.”
“Hey, son, not for me…”
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