The gypsy goes to confession and sees that the priest has put his watch on the confessional.
He kneels and places his left hand on the watch.
“What is your fault?”
“I steal, father.”
“Say it like this:
I stole it!
The gypsy puts the watch in his pocket.
“I stole it,” he replies.
“What, my child?”
“An hour.”
“Did you return it to its owner?”
“I’ll give it to you, father.”
“Hey, son, don’t give it to me…”
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