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Joke: The Grocery List –

A wife hands her husband a list before he heads to the store and says, โ€œPlease stick to the list, no distractions.โ€

He nods and heads out.

An hour later, he returns with bags full of snacks, drinks, and even a new fishing rod.

Furious, she yells, โ€œWhat is all this?

I told you to stick to the list!

โ€

He smiles and says, โ€œI did!

Right at the end, it said:

โ€˜Get something that makes me happy.โ€™ So, here we are!

โ€

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