The gay man in the church sees the priest swinging the incense burner and says to him:
“Tündibundi, your reticle caught fire!
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Joke: Two friends are talking:
“Why are you so upset?”
“Don’t even ask.”
Ten years ago, my mother-in-law poured hot bean soup on my head and I’ve been bald ever since.
And yesterday the potato stew, and now my expensive wig is ruined.
Joke: Dad…
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