Sรถszi calls the fire department:
“Lord, help me!”
There is a fire in my apartment.
When the fireman on the other end of the line
asks:
“I understand.”
And where is the fire?
“In the living room!”
The fireman is impatient
ask back:
“I mean how do we get there?”
What is fluff:
“Why, they don’t have that big red car anymore…”
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