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Joke: The Birth Order

Your Clothes:

1st baby:

You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby:

You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby:

Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby:

You practice your breathing religiously.

2nd baby:

You don’t bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn’t do a thing.

3rd baby:

You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

The Layette:

1st baby:

You pre-wash newborn’s clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby’s little bureau.

2nd baby:

You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.

3rd baby:

Boys can wear pink, can’t they?

Worries:

1st baby:

At the first sign of distress–a whimper, a frown–you pick up the baby.

2nd baby:

You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd baby:

You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

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