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Joke: The biker had a chat to this hot woman in a bar – it changed his…

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.

She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?”

He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys.

My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley.

I’ve been riding a Harley ever since.

So yes, I guess I am a real biker.”

She said, “I’m a lesbian.

I spend my whole day thinking about women.

As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women.”

Then she got up and left.

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