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Joke: The Big Barbeque And Butt

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day.

The man looks over at his wife and says:

“Your butt is getting really big I mean really big.

I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill, then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom:

“Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!

!

!

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband was feeling a little frisky.

He made some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

“What’s wrong?” he asks.

She answers:

“Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”

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