Joke: Take Out the Garbage

Lisa Adams

Jul 26, 2024

A woman had an attack of laryngitis and lost her voice completely for two days.

To help her communicate, her husband devised a system of taps.

One tap meant “Give me a kiss”, two taps meant “Yes”, seven taps meant “No”, and 95 taps meant “Take out the garbage”.

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